Report for Friday, Aug 5th

I’ve been telling you how Britney Spears has lost it, posing nude and lying about everything! Britney complained several churches told her she couldn’t get married in their sanctuary and finally the Santa Monica Catholic church, one of the churches Britney accused put out a formal statement that, they never even heard from Britney Spears. And she’s lied about a bunch of dress makers she say’s have denied her service! Hey Britney, thou shall not lie.

Movie Review: Bullet Train with Brad Pitt, is called an action, mystery, thriller, but it has a lot of comedy as well. Because of that, the film is confusing, what the hell is it. But there is plenty of action, as Brad a.k.a. Lady Bug plays an out of control assassin who has a job to do while a handful of other assassins are out to stop him. All this happening on the famed Bullet train that runs from Tokyo to Kyoto, which I’ve been on! This film is all over the place but it was entertaining enough for me! (Rated R) – (2 Hours) – (3 Stars). … Next is Easter Sunday. Stand up comedian Jo Koy tries to carry this film with one bad joke after another following a holiday celebration with one of the most dysfunctional families you’ve ever seen. Growing up in Hawaii, my closest friends were Filipinos but I never knew a Filipino family that were this ridiculous! If I was a Filipino, I would be insulted with the way they are portrayed in this film. (Rated PG) – (90 Minutes) – (1 Star). … And a reminder, Super Pets, Nope, Thor, Minions, Where the Crawdads Sing, Elvis and Vengeance are still playing and all are fabulous.

Movie News: The rumor that Brad Pitt may retire soon is bull shoy, I called his agent and Brad has signed to either act or produce 16 movies in the next 4 years. Not retiring! 

Just for the record, the five celebrities who have the biggest carbon footprint and are the most guilty of flying their private jets all over world at the drop of a hat are Jay Z, Kylie Jenner, Floyd Mayweather, Taylor Swift and Alex Rodriguez.


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