Biggest News Nugget: Yesterday R. Kelly was finally sentenced for his years of rape and trafficking minor boys and girls for sex and he got 30 years, should have got 60!
Trouble in Paradise: Harry’s had it with Los Crapulous sewer by the sea and wants out, telling friends he’s homesick. Meanwhile Meghan is trying to get a TV talk show here.
Odds and Ends: In the last year, West Hollywood, has seen violent and serious crime increase 137%, but the woke City Counsel voted 3-2 to make cuts to the police force leaving citizens begging they reconsider, saying they need more protection! And F.Y.I. the police funds have been reappropriated to the Russian Art Festival. You know Russia, killing innocent Ukrainians.
Want to own Elvis ’s old house, not the one in Beverly Hills, Hawaii, Palm Springs, Las Vegas, or Memphis, the home he lived in as a child. It’s an abandon 1100 sq ft shack that will be auctioned August 4th. You can Google map it at 1241 Kelly St. Tuple, Mississippi, should sell for about $35,000. It’s a real fixer-upper, Elvis would say it’s, “In the ghetto.” One more Elvis Presley nugget. Elvis’s lifetime dream was to play the Great Assembly Stadium, but manager Tom Parker refused to ever let Elvis perform overseas.
Best friends Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox often have lunch together and always order the same salad they had for 10 years on Friends. They say the salad keeps them healthy. Ready, wheat bulgur, diced cucumbers, parsley, mint, red onion, garbanzo beans, crumble feta cheese and chopped pistachios, bon appetit. … Don’t know how you celebrated your last birthday, but when North West turned 9 this month, mom Kim took North and 6 of North’s friends on Kim’s $150 million jet to Wyoming to have a party and see the Buffalo and other animals. Must be nice.
Turns out the Hillsong Church has been lying about their celebrity members. Chris Pratt, all the Kardashians, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, Joe Jonas all say they never joined the church as the church has said.
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