Report for Monday, Feb 14th

Love Nugget: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have added additional 24/7 security team following Kanye’s threats against Pete. Kanye say’s Pete will be sorry for dating Kim. Talk about bitter. Reminds me, Kim and Pete will double date tonight with Caitlyn Jenner and her date. Kim and Caitlyn have remained very close and its cause a riff between Kim and Kris. … Scoopage, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are getting married this summer and I hear the marriage will take place in Italy and probably at George Clooney’s Villa. … Johnny Depp swears he’ll spend every penny he has to destroy Amber Heard’s life, it’s all about slander and divorce. Depp has hired the most costly female attorney, Kathy Zellner. 

Weird, weird stuff since we last spoke. An impeccable source tells me Price Harry’s book coming out this fall will rip the Monarchy like you won’t believe. Harry calls the Royal’s treatment towards his mom, criminally immoral. Harry admits he despises Camilla and how disappointed he is in his father. … More book news, Mathew Perry is about to drop a memoir that blasts his TV Friends. 

TV Scoop: That there’s going to be more serious scandals drop over at CNN.

Odd Odds and Ends: The most hated man on television by his own staff is Dr. Phil! Staffers are quitting, some plan a tell all to book, seems Dr. Phil is a tyrant. No surprise here. … Several celebrities who will be at the Oscars, not wearing masks, are currently appearing in commercials telling people to wear masks. … Dolly Parton is paying for the college tuition of 23 Dollywood employees. … Paramount Studios are shocked, Mission Impossible 7 was budgeted for $175 million and has surpassed $300 million. 

Olympic Stuff: NBC has their head so deep up China’s butt the stink might never go away and mark my words, after the Olympics and everyone is back safe at home, there will be stories about China’s behavior that’ll shock everybody. 

So Cheryl told me I couldn’t buy her a Valentines gift, and I said, “If you’re going to be that way, no sex for you!” And she said, “That’s a great Valentines gift!”


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