Report for Monday, Nov 8th

Love Nuggets: So Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian are the real deal and Kanye is so unhappy he has un-followed Kim. When asked what makes Pete so special, here are some of his former girlfriends comments. Ariana Grande calls Pete a great lover, Cindy Crawford’s daughter, Kaia Gerber says Pete never stops smiling and is hilarious and Kate Beckinsale calls Pete a beam of sunshine and knows how to treat a woman.

Legal Notes: .Johnny Depp got a big favorable decision in court when a judge granted him permission to see ex-wife Amber Heard’s phone records. Depp continues to say he’s not a wife beater, despite pictures of Amber’s black eyes and bloody face as evidence. … Brian Hugh Warner, A.K.A. Marilyn Manson isn’t looking a bit good! Manson is facing sexual assault, sexual battery and sex trafficking. Testimony of one of his accusers in a L.A. Federal courtroom claims Manson locked her is a cold room, whipped her, shocked her with electric cords, wouldn’t allow her to sleep and repeatedly raped her. Not good. … When Britain’s Got Young Talent airs in 2023 , Simon Cowell’s son Eric will be 10 years old and a judge on the show. 

Odds and Ends: Britney Spears has been talking off and on with Lindsay Lohan for years and finally, they both agree, Britney’s parents, Lynn and Jamie are much worse that Lindsay’s parents, Dena and Michael. But they laugh about their argument. … Saw some just released cell phone video minutes after drunk L.A. Raiders Henry Ruggs killed that girl by crashing into her going 156 MPH, and the video shows Ruggs girlfriend screaming and cussing at the police, that Ruggs wasn’t being treated fast enough. … Not here, however, every newspaper in Europe keeps writing about President Biden’s loud, long and stinky farts while at the G-summit. Duchess Camilla Parker called them nasty.

Great cartoon I saw over the weekend, little girl being tucked into bed by her mom asks, “Mommy, where do politicians come from? Mom answered, “Well sweetie, that’s when a clown and a serial killer get together and have a baby.” Nuff said.


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