5 Love Nuggets: According to the latest survey, the most loved woman in England is William’s wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. She shows up at schools for children with learning disabilities to read stories. She buys groceries at Asda Stores, England’s equivalent to Walmart Food stores. She’s taking cooking lessons. And she drives a $40,000 Mitsubishi Outlander. Soon to be wife of the King. … Lisa Marie Presley Keough Jackson Cage Lockwood and Michael Lockwood have spent the last 5 years in divorce court are now divorced, and finally a judge has granted them joint custody, despite Lisa accusing Michael of sexually abusing their twin daughters. None of that was true, just another reason never been a fan of Lisa. … Julianne Hough’s niece says that Julianne swears the worst sex she’s ever had was with Leonardo DiCaprio. Niece said Julianne wasn’t impressed by Ryan Seacrest either. … On a happier note, Jennifer Lopez had secret meetings with two different private school officials over the weekend in L.A., schools less than a mile from Ben Affleck’s house. While J-Lo also has a home in Malibu, she shared it with Alex Rodriguez for a couple years and wants to sell it, remove the memories from her kids and start fresh again with Ben. Ah. … Weirdest love quote I’ve ever heard. Kim Kartrashian saying that now she is out of K.U.W.K. it helps her to “Cope and open up about my sex tapes.” Help her what, admit she’s a skank? Open up and cope, what in the world does that mean.
Quick TV and Medical Note: America’s Got Talent is getting great numbers and while Simon Cowell’s back is better, his smoking has finally caught up with him. Simon travels with an oxygen tank and has to hit it during breaks. … I want to thank all the great e-mails I have received telling me how much they loved my book, Imposters. And with Fathers Day less than two weeks away, checkout my website or my Facebook page and get Impostors for dad. He’ll love it!
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