Report for Monday, Jan 4th

In case you missed it, this is a re-write of Sting’s biggest hit, Every Breath You Take, by a staff of ICU workers that is pipped in to all of England’s hospital ICU units, it goes like this.

Every breath you take, every move you make, every time you ache, we will watch over you,

Every single day, when your in real pain, when you feel afraid, every night you stay, we will watch over you.

Oh don’t you fear, I.C.U. is here, When your poor heart aches, And your life’s at stake,

When we Ventlate, And your lungs inflate, When your feeling scared, and you can’t be heard, We will watch over you.

Every breath you take, Every move you make, Every time you ache, Every sound you make,  When your life’s at stake, We will watch over you, 

Oh don’t you fear, I.C.U. is here. 

Makes you want to cry and again, please be safe, the vaccine is on the way. 

Odds and Ends: Miley Cyrus has released some nearly nude photos. she said it was to get into the Holiday spirit. Bizarre! Prediction, Miley will be out of control in 2021. … Paul McCartney is 78 but starts 2021 beating Taylor Swift, Eminem and everybody else in album sales. Many say it’s by far Paul’s best single album ever including Wings. … Breaking since we last spoke and on a bizarre note, something I told you way back on June 14th, 2005. Michael Jackson had reusable noses that clipped on, I knew this because during his child molesting trial in Santa Barbara, when getting in his car, I saw his nose pop off and he quickly snapped it back on. Last week his body guard admitted Jacko has a jar of noses. Don’t hear that sentence very often. A jar of noses.


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