Month: July 2017
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I Can’t Sit On This Any Longer
Pop Quiz: I have a movie review for you starring Charlize Theron. Who does Charlize say is her favorite actor/actress? Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Sally Fields or Marlon Brando? I can’t sit on this any longer, all of my sources, w43ho have inside scoop say the same thing, Angelina Jolie is a nut, something’s wrong…
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“McCain and Able to Get It Done.”
Pop Quiz: Word that Kelsey Grammer is considering a run for U.S. Senate. Where was Kelsey Grammer born? Is it the U.S. Virgin Islands, Philippians, Costa Rica or Panama? Very Odd: According to a dozen college recruiters, the top 5 questions they are asked by prospective new students before registering are 1. How are the…
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You Heard It Hear First
First things first, yesterday morning, I was the only reporter in the country to state as fact, that it was Justin Bieber’s new found faith in Jesus Christ that convinced him to cancel all future concerts. Yesterday afternoon, Bieber confirmed our exclusive report. Once again, you heard it here first! The Pop Quiz is connected,…
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“Wack You Very Much”
Pop Quiz: What does the average enlisted military personal make a month after his or her’s first year in the service, $1500, $2000, $2500 or $3000 a month? Love Nuggets: Good marriage, Michelle Pffifer and her husband of 15 years, TV Producer David E. Kelley. They have 2 children and they are never apart. Bad…
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“No More Mr. Spice Guy”
Pop Quiz: An educational Pop Quiz, what is the dot over the letter “i” officially called? Is it a dat, a don, a ding or a Tittle? The real reason Justin Bieber has been banned from China, it’s not because of his bad behavior it’s because Bieber mentions God during his concerts which is even…
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O.J.’s Simpsons Parole Hearing Today
Pop Quiz: What does J-Lo never do? Drink alcohol, drive, swim or cook? O.J. Simpson’s Parole hearing is today. ESPN, Fox News, and CNN, will cover it live and commentary will include former LAPD Mark Fuhrman who found the bloody glove on Rockingham, and dream Team attorneys Christopher Darden and Marcia Clark. What a fiasco,…
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“Womb For Improvement”
Pop Quiz: During WW2, metal was very scarce, what were Oscars made out of those years? Was it glass, clay, paper mache or wood? Love Nugget: The prenupt is signed, families have met, new house bought, just a matter of time before Chris Zylka and Paris Hilton tie the knot. TV News: Judge Judy has…
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Do You Play Chess?
Pop Quiz: How many different combination moves could be played in just the first 4 moves of a chest game, 3,000; 300,000; 3oo million or 300 billion? Will wonders never cease, Justin Bieber attends church with his personal pastor Carl Lentz, twice a week, Wednesdays and Sundays. Justin also attends regular bible study. Like I…