“Weiner Hard Time For Penal Action”

Pop Quiz: Who is the best female celebrity bowler, with a 140 average. Is it Jennifer Lawrence, Katie Holmes, Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus?

Hot Scoop: O.J. Simpson gets out of prison next week and I’m reminded of a conversation I had with LAPD lead detective Philip Vannatter. Phil said when he called O.J. in Chicago the morning, they found Nichole and told him he had to come back to L.A. Immediately because something had happened to his ex-wife, O.J. said, “I’m playing in a Hertz golf tournament, call me back.” Vannatter continued to stress O.J. had to return immediately, he finally agreed. However, Simpson never asked what happened. If that was your ex-wife, and the mother of your kids, wouldn’t you scream what happened, is she okay? Can I talk to her? Where are my children? Rre they alright? But O.J. didn’t ask those questions, because he already knew all those answers.

TV Nuggets: Robert Irwin, the 13 year old son of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is picking up his dad’s TV show as the new host. … James Spader is currently shooting the 4th season of The Black List and the writing has never been better, adding a couple writers from Breaking Bad. And the writing has never been better on Modern Family, debuts Wednesday.

Odd Nuggets: The 2 celebrities with literally the biggest heads are, female Minnie Driver, Male, Conan O’Brien, talking biggest skulls. … Just when you think Kim Kartrashian can’t get any sluttier she shows up in N.Y. wearing see thru leggings and bikini underwear, still queen of the Porn skanks.

N.Y. Post Headline: By now you know that sleaze bag sicko Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months for texting obscene sexual material to a teenager. Post Headline Screams, “Weiner Hard Time For Penal Action.”

Answer – Lady Gaga.

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