“Thief’s Last Grasp”

Pop Quiz: Name the very unlikely avid reader, she reads a book a week. Is it Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan or Nikki Minaj?

 Love Nugget: Not really a bachelor party, more of George Cloney’s buddies having a few toasts to the groom on friday night before Saturday’s Wedding, the guys toasting George included best man Randy Gerber, Brad Pitt, Bono, Bill Murray, Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon. … Chris Martin wants new girlfriend, Jennifer Lawrence to meet his two children, Apple and Mosses, but their mother, Gwyneth Paltrow said, absolutely not.

 Kartrashian News: Kim and Kanye are being called the fashion flu, because everywhere they go at the Paris Fashion week, people get up and leave, they were loud, showed up late, drew Paparazzi, were on their cell phones and on and on. … Good news, Is It True, the IRS is investigating The Jenner’s, Kim and Kanye.

 Odds and Ends: Honey Boo Boo, looking more like trailer trash as ever along with her matching Mom, Jane went shopping in Atlanta and Momma bought Boo Boo a $16,000 Louis Vuitton bag. What’s wrong with that picture?

 NY Post headline: Story about a 68 year old woman, who is believed to have snatched 50 women’s purses, but before she could be sentenced, she died. Post Headline announcing her death screamed, “Thief’s Last Grasp”.

 This date in Hollywood History Sept 29, 1992 Magic Johnson came out of his HIV retirement to rejoin the Lakers. And there’s talk of a Magic Johnson biopic. And, celebrating his 66th birthday today my former team mate on a LA media baseball Team, one of the biggest jerks in Hollywood, Bryant Gumble.

 Answer – Lindsay Lohan may not be able to remember her lines in a play but she read, especially the classics.


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