Report for Tuesday, June 27th

I have a Love Nugget and a quote about Madonna, so the Pop Quiz is also based on Madonna. Name the star who is Madonna’s distant blood cousin, Steve Buscemi, Mark Wahlberg, Tommy Lee Jones or Kid Rock?

Love Nugget: Madonna has dumped a 29 year old boy-toy for a 27 year old, when asked what’s the first thing she looks for in a man, Madonna snapped, “Well, he has to be young enough to be my son.”

Hawaii News: Once again, my home, Hawaii voted the toughest state to make a living and buy a home. I agree, it’s tough to live in paradise.

Odds and Ends: It’s guesstimated 85% of Hollywood smokes pot. Question, who cares. … Pablo Picasso was a genius, whether it be for groceries, getting the car fixed, in a restaurant…..Picasso always never paid cash, always paid everything with a check, and people would never cash them because his autograph was worth more.

Two Predictions: first, the Enquirer will settle between 3-5 million dollars rather than face Richard Simmons in court where he says their story that he turned himself into a woman was just plain poppycock, duh. … Second prediction, I think there’s a real chance that Johnny Depp will eventually end up like John Michael Vincent, broke, drunk and homeless, Give him time.

N.Y. Post Headline: Above the picture of N.Y. Judge Leticia Astacio in Prison garb with the story, she had violated her DUI probation because she didn’t show up for drug tests. However she will collect her $175,000 full pay while in jail. Post headline screams, “Justice Robed Blind.”

Answer – Madonna was a cheerleader in High School, has a 140 IQ, Britney Spears best friend and her distant blood cousin is Mark Wahlberg.


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