Report for Thursday, Jan 11th

Pop Quiz theme this week, hot celebrity golfers. Name today’s hot golfer, Natalie Portman, Britney Spears, Nicole Kidman or Emma Watson?

TV News: What happened to Big Bang Theory, it sucks! The writing, the acting, the horrible laugh track, stick a fork in Big Bang, it’s done. … Gunsmoke had the most episodes in TV history, 635, however during a holiday hiatus they were quietly canceled and there never was a finale, not right. … The race is on between ABC, NBC and HBO for the first Harvey Weinsleze biopic, but who cares? Who would watch? Prediction, nobody. And speaking of who cares, American Idol is coming back, and producers say there will be no bad acts aka William ‘She Bangs’ Hung. Too bad that’s the only good part.

Odds and Ends: The best celebrity skier is defintly Paris Hilton, skiing since she was 4. … Did you know Kaley Cuoco was not only a nationally ranked Top 25 Tennis star in High School, she was also an Olympic candidate for the U.S. Equestrian team but broke her leg, falling off a horse a week B4 the trials, and had to give it up. … At the Golden Globes, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston were seated two tables apart, while Jennifer was throwing stink eye, Angelina just smirked back at her. … The LGBTQ have taken Lindsay Lohan under their wing, financially at least. … Nick Nolte was stopped by police while walking in Malibu, he looked sketchy, they thought he was a vagrant. Nick was wearing dirty cloths full of holes and his hair and beard hadn’t’ been cut in years. Truth be known Nick is worth millions. … Gwyneth Paltrow will do TV sots promoting, coffee and herbal tea enimas! She says, promotes longer life and better health. I say, fill it to the brim!

Answer – Nicole Kidman plays to a 7 handicap.

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