Report for Monday, July 3rd

Pop Quiz: The 2017 Major League Baseball All Star game is a week from tomorrow in Miami, and Tom Hanks will be there, huge baseball fan. Your question, what is Tom Hanks’ favorite baseball team, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Mets, Detroit Tigers or Cleveland Indians?

Odds and Ends: Matthew McConaughey is selling and he always wears baseball caps that read, alright, alright, alright. You can buy it at Target. … If you watch the Macy’s N.Y. 4th of July Fireworks on NBC, just for your information and keeping with NBC and their fake news, it’s not live, it was taped Saturday. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s illegitimate son Joe who he had with his concubine maid under his wife’s nose is now 19, handsome, built like dad and just signed a modeling contract. Arnold and Joe have been working on their relationship. … I don’t make this stuff up, roommates in Queens, N.Y. are the current Miss USA and Miss Universe. Wow. … Reminds me, Paul Anka and his ex-wife, the former Miss Sweden have gone through a horrible divorce, and apparently she is a real witch. A court just gave Paul 100% full custody of their 11 year old son Ethan and denied her any contact with the boy. The son, Ethan has told the court his mother is cruel, mean, hateful and is afraid of her. Maybe witch wasn’t strong enough.

N.Y. Post Headline: On Staten Island they built the biggest Ferris Wheel in the Western Hemisphere, over 60 stories high, has had nothing but trouble. Bad welds that have broken, The pad it sit’s on is defective and seats slip. Suppose to cost $300 million, so far has cost $600 million. Headline screams, “Wheel of Mis-Fortune.”

Answer – Despite being born in Northern California, Concord to be exact, Tom Hanks is a huge fan of The Cleveland Indians.


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