It’s Expensive To Be Beautiful

Pop Quiz: This week, Pop Quiz about the Presidency. Today, there are four matching cars the President uses that are bullet proof, can go 200 mph and withstand a bomb, what does the Secret Service call the Presidents car, Is it Tank, Darth, Stealth or Beast?

Odds and Ends: Worse casting in years, the gorgeous, Margot Robbie playing, stubby, Trailer-trash Tonya Harding in the Harding biopic. … Sean Penn spotted in my home of Hawaii. Sean and his latest 20 year younger squeeze spotted hiking Diamond Head, dined at the Outrigger next to buddy Ron Mizuno and Keith Williams Elks Club and body surfed Sandy’s. I’m jealous. … Angelina Jolie wants to move her and the kids to Crested Butte, Colorado. … After losing to the Green Bay Packers, the classless New York Giants football team got on their chartered United Airlines jet, and commenced to trash it, causing thousands of dollars of damage. Class act. More football, murderer New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez writes regularly to fellow murdered O.J. Simpson. And, the day after Hernandez killed each of his victims, he had the two different guns he used tattooed to his chest with the words, Forgive me God. That’s just disgusting in so many ways. … Three sickest news makers now are Kirk Douglas, Jerry Lewis, and Billy Graham.

It’s expensive to be beautiful, what’s it cost to be a beauty Queen. Tomorrow is the Miss New York contest, cost, Hair/make-up $1600, hair removal $300, evening gown $1600, Mani/pedi $100, shoes $60, fitness trainer $370, pageant coach $200, speech coach $3600, walking and poise coach $1000, head shots $1200, swimsuit $300, Registration/participation $1800, Interview dress $100, total just to enter $12,130.

Answer – It’s called the Beast.


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