“City Does Plowsy Job”

 

Pop Quiz: This week Pop Quiz’s are all about the Presidency. Today, what is the living area, the square footage of the White House, 34,000, 44,000, 54,000, or 64,000 square feet?

Love Nuggets: Now that Jennifer Lopez has kicked Caspar Smart to the curb, Casper is denied entrance to all the hot clubs in LA and NY. … Oh-oh, I hear Britney Spears is getting married to Sam Asghari. … Also getting married this year, Serena Williams and boytoy Alexis Ohanian. … Is it true Ben Affleck is hooked on Gambling, Alcohol, Sex, and coke and has a 24/7 addiction nurse who never leaves his side to keep him straight, but she’s a hottie and is also sleeping with Affleck. Poor Jennifer Garner. … Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t just happen to meet super models, he has a pimp, Leo pays Andrei Gillott a music promoter who works with model agencies and  brings the hottest to the 1 Oak Club, AKA – one of a kind club, Leonardo sees them from across the room and decides if he wants to hook up. 

Is It True Mark Zuckerberg, often a self proclaimed atheist is now going to church and thinking about running for office in about 5 years. … Is it true Little Suri has been calling Jamie Foxx daddy? Wonder what Tom Cruise thinks of that.

N.Y. Post Headline: Above the story that a defendant claims he was  asleep when he grabbed the breast of the passenger sitting next to him on a plane, and doesn’t recall a thing. Post Headline screams, “Defendant Now Claims Mammary Laps.”

2nd Post headline, with all the snow falling in the city, street cleaners can’t get the snow off the street, Headline screams, “City Does Plowsy Job.”

Answer – There is 54,535 Square feet in the White House.


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