Finally, Lindsey’s in jail. It was just like any other defendant showing up in court for the purpose of surrender. The whole thing took about 5 minutes. Cameras were ordered off, Lindsey got handcuffed, was taken out and driven to jail. No Tears, no problems. This should be the last we hear of Lindsey for 21 days, when she will probably be released.

Another, Don’t You Know Who I Am? One AM, at a popular night club, in West Hollywood, recently – A hot blond and 2 friends jump to the front of the line and are denied entrance, by the doorman. That’s when she drops, Don’t you know who I am? He said, No. She said, I’m Heidi Montag! The doorman said, Who’s that? Then she said, Ok, I’m Heidi Pratt. That’s when the doorman said, You don’t you even know your name! And told her to get back in line.

Movie News: Seinfeld genius, Larry Charles is teaming up with Jim Carrey, in what will be the funniest thing Carrey has ever done, called, Pierre, Pierre. Jim plays a French art thief.

Odds and Ends: Paris wants to visit Lindsey in jail. … Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are hotter than ever – insiders say they have even talked about having kids. … The real reason Donald Trump put the brakes to Rachel Uchitel, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice, was his pal, Tiger Woods, called and asked Trump to take back the invitation! What‘s interesting is that Rachel says she‘s addicted to coke and Ambien. However, before she got $10 million, from Tiger, she had hinted that Tiger was addicted to Ambien too. … Kelsey Grammer has contacted producers of DWTS. He‘d like to be on.