Busy day. Headed to Beverly Hills Courts this morning, to see Lindsey Lohan get hooked up in court and escorted to County Jail – But without Robert Shapiro, who has quit, mainly because of Lindsey’s screaming, that she didn’t want to go to jail and because Lindsey’s stupid parents wouldn’t shut the front door! Her parents kept complaining that Robert Shapiro wan’t doing enough to keep Lindsey out of jail. Clueless, party of 2. Hello she‘s been found guilty and sentenced!

Latest on Mel: Oksana’s ex-husband, Timothy Dalton says, if he sees Mel Gibson, he’ll bust him up! Mel’s 54 and 5‘9“, Dalton’s 66 but 6‘3“. And here’s some scoop. Besides hiring a battery of attorneys, Mel has hired the same crisis response team that Jon Benet Ramsey’s parents hired! And, that rumor is still out there that Mel may leave the country – just to get out of the hot waste. … The same rumor, of fleeing the country, is also circling around Wesley Snipes, since he lost his tax evasion appeal.

TV News: Simon Cowell‘s next show could be, American Hero, a show about ordinary people who have done extraordinarily heroic things. … Tiger’s concubine, Rachel Uchitel has agreed to do Dr. Drew‘s Celebrity Rehab, because she’ll be paid $500,000 and word is, she has a crush on Dr. Drew! Rachel better be careful, Dr. Drew’s married to a sweetie, named Sue Sailor, I know that, because I introduced to Dr. Drew to Sue, 25 years ago. Sue would kick Rachel’s butt, Sue is a workout nut!

Tonight I’m going to the James Taylor/Carol King concert in Anaheim and a cast party afterwards.