Tigergate: In many ways, Tiger is a chip of the old block. While I was at The Bob Hope Classic Media Day, buddy, Terry Ross told me a story about the first time Tiger played the Memorial in Columbus, Ohio. Tiger’s dad, Earl met a 25 year old blond who worked in the tourney office. Terry said, Earl called her 10 times a day bugging her to go out with him, relentless. And, Earl was old enough to be her dad! Like father like son. … Hot story is that Tiger left his secret iPhone out during Thanksgiving, Elin found it and started seeing all the women’s names and texts, and that was the beginning of the end! … Lindsey Lohan was asked about Tiger Woods. Lindsey said she’s never met Tiger, but if his wife leaves him, she may call him – perfect! … Is It True – One of Tiger’s bimbos took nude pictures of Tiger, while he was sleeping, with her cell phone camera and plans to sell them? … Oh yeah, Playboy wants to do a spread on all the concubines. … And a guy, who works the Las Vegas Visitors Authority, tells me that Tiger’s been dating, gambling and out of control for years during his trips to sin city – and swears, swears, it was Tiger who first said, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!

Michael Jackson Update: Michael’s kids love their Nanny, Grace, more than grandma Kathrine, and that’s a problem. … Debbie Rowe gets a check every month, but has seen the kids only twice since Michael’s death. That’s beautiful.

TV News: MTV’s new show, Jersey Shore, is so bad that Domino’s Pizza, American Family Insurance, and Miller Beer have all pulled their advertising! It is the worst TV show I have ever seen! … Adam Lambert wants to do Dancing With The Stars. … First it was CSI Miami that was shot in Long Beach, California. Now Cold Case, which makes a big deal about being based in Philadelphia is shooting in Long Beach!