Movie Review: Wrath of the Titans is another gladiator film that 12 year boys will love but not many others will. Been there, done that! (Rated PG-13) – (98 Minutes) – (2 Stars).
Movie Review: Mirror Mirror is the old Snow White story with a few new twists. Julia Roberts, Lilly Collins and Armie Hammer. Great costumes and effects, and the kids will love it. (Rated PG) – (96 Minutes) – (2 ½ Stars).
Legal Docket: Lindsay Lohan is off formal probation and she has also been granted a work visa in Canada so she can start shooting a new movie. … So loud mouth, no talent, misbehaving, Russel Brand was screaming he would fight the felony charge of snatching a cell phone and throwing it through a window. Really? Is it true he’s trying to work a plea bargain as we speak?
Loose Ends: Hillary Clinton is furious that video of her is being used in the trailer to promote the movie, The Dictator! President Obama probably isn’t thrilled that his image is in the trailer as well. … Yesterday I told you that Diana Ross’s middle name was Ernestine, did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio’s middle name is Wilhelm? … Kim Kardashian gets weekly shots of Botox. … Madonna fired her photographer because some pictures of her showed celulite. Like her celulite was his fault. … Miami Heat players, Chris Bosh, Labron James and Dwayne Wade have their own band, will play gigs after the season, will appear on David Letterman and may even open for some big concerts! You heard it here first!
Another great New York Post Headline: (Did you hear about that Jet Blue pilot who snapped?) THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN FREAKING.
Huge, huge day for Lindsay Lohan. She’ll be in court today, is expected to be released from probation, which would be the first time in almost 5 years!
Love Nuggets: Will Smith and wife Jada are happily back together. … Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are expecting their first child, hopefully their kid will have better manners than Brian who’s been sued multiple time for attacking paparazzi.
On April 3rd, the Master’s Golf Tourney begins and an X Rated video released called, “3 Mistresses – Notorious Tales of The Worlds Greatest Golfer.” Starring three porn stars that had on going affairs with Tiger Woods.
Part of the video is a Q and A where they tell, very detailed, details.
TV News: Modern Family has had some great success, but now, the entire casts contracts are up, and getting everybody to resign will be tough. … Ashton Kutcher has re-up ed for, 2 ½ Men, for $1.1 million an episode. … J-LO and Mark Anthony’s Latin American talent search show, Q Viva has been one of the biggest flops Fox TV has ever had, so bad that’s it’s just been moved to midnight Saturday.
Odds and Ends: Angelina Jolie has told Brad, no more motorcycles, it’s too dangerous. Brad and son Maddox are taking jousting lessons. … Paris Hilton is a huge star in England and may be moving there. … Medical report, there is a full blown fight for Zsa Zsa Gabors money between her husband and her daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is, Paris’s great aunt.