Movie Review: Wrath of the Titans is another gladiator film that 12 year boys will love but not many others will. Been there, done that! (Rated PG-13) – (98 Minutes) – (2 Stars).

Movie Review: Mirror Mirror is the old Snow White story with a few new twists. Julia Roberts, Lilly Collins and Armie Hammer. Great costumes and effects, and the kids will love it. (Rated PG) – (96 Minutes) – (2 ½ Stars).

Legal Docket: Lindsay Lohan is off formal probation and she has also been granted a work visa in Canada so she can start shooting a new movie. … So loud mouth, no talent, misbehaving, Russel Brand was screaming he would fight the felony charge of snatching a cell phone and throwing it through a window. Really? Is it true he’s trying to work a plea bargain as we speak?

Loose Ends: Hillary Clinton is furious that video of her is being used in the trailer to promote the movie, The Dictator! President Obama probably isn’t thrilled that his image is in the trailer as well. … Yesterday I told you that Diana Ross’s middle name was Ernestine, did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio’s middle name is Wilhelm? … Kim Kardashian gets weekly shots of Botox. … Madonna fired her photographer because some pictures of her showed celulite. Like her celulite was his fault. … Miami Heat players, Chris Bosh, Labron James and Dwayne Wade have their own band, will play gigs after the season, will appear on David Letterman and may even open for some big concerts! You heard it here first!

Another great New York Post Headline: (Did you hear about that Jet Blue pilot who snapped?) THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN FREAKING.

Huge, huge day for Lindsay Lohan. She’ll be in court today, is expected to be released from probation, which would be the first time in almost 5 years!

Love Nuggets: Will Smith and wife Jada are happily back together. … Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are expecting their first child, hopefully their kid will have better manners than Brian who’s been sued multiple time for attacking paparazzi.

On April 3rd, the Master’s Golf Tourney begins and an X Rated video released called, “3 Mistresses – Notorious Tales of The Worlds Greatest Golfer.” Starring three porn stars that had on going affairs with Tiger Woods.
Part of the video is a Q and A where they tell, very detailed, details.

TV News: Modern Family has had some great success, but now, the entire casts contracts are up, and getting everybody to resign will be tough. … Ashton Kutcher has re-up ed for, 2 ½ Men, for $1.1 million an episode. … J-LO and Mark Anthony’s Latin American talent search show, Q Viva has been one of the biggest flops Fox TV has ever had, so bad that’s it’s just been moved to midnight Saturday.

Odds and Ends: Angelina Jolie has told Brad, no more motorcycles, it’s too dangerous. Brad and son Maddox are taking jousting lessons. … Paris Hilton is a huge star in England and may be moving there. … Medical report, there is a full blown fight for Zsa Zsa Gabors money between her husband and her daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is, Paris’s great aunt.

Love Nuggets: Betty White is a Cougar, dating a younger man! Betty is 90, her new boyfriend is 88. … The other N.Y. Jets quarterback, Mark Sanchez, is dating Sports Illustrated Cover model, Kate Upton, but they are dating very quietly. … Jamie Lynn Sigler is dating Washington Nationals baseballer Cutter Dykstra, who is the son of felony convicted former baseballer, Lenny Dykstra.

Movie predictions: Hunger Games will beat Mirror Mirror and Wrath Of The Titans at the box office next weekend. … Hunger Games will receive multiple Oscar nominations.

Book News: Mick Jagger’s autobiography will be released in July. Among the interesting nuggets, Mick admits he’s Bi, and names names of famous guys he’s been with. Mick also admits almost dying due to drugs.

Odds and Ends: Paul McCartney, one of the truly nice guys, is planning a series of concerts, all to benefit children’s cancer research. … Tiger Woods is a 4-1 favorite to win the Masters. Translation, you bet $1, and get $5 back if he wins. … President Obama’s cigarette of choice is Marlboro 100 lites. … IPhone and Android phone owners, there is a new app available that gives you an early opportunity to buy movie tiickets, it’s thru AMC theaters. … Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter, 5 year old Suri, is such a spoiled brat, she’s not welcome at one exclusive B.H. store because of her misbehaving. …The Kardashians may buy The Beckhams mansion for their European H.Q. … Kim Kardashian’s agent is trying to get Kim a part as a Bond Girl in the new 007 movie, Sky Fall, currently being shot.

Love Nuggets: We know that Rhianna made a Booty Call the other night at Ashton Kutcher’s. Now we know, they text each other everyday but I don’t believe this has legs, this relationship I believe is going nowhere. … Tom Brady was asked his favorite sport after football, and he said it was Bundchen jumping – Like Gisele Bundchen. Oh I get it. … Rumor is that Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift are an item. But his friends say Taylor may be a little too fast for the young New York Jets Quarterback.

Reminds Me: Spike Lee, Justin Timberlake, Mark Wahlberg, and have all become new best friends of Tim Tebow. They all met at a party last weekend.

TV News: Hearing great things about a new reality show on MTV called Totally Clueless. It’s a hidden camera, game show, pranks, on unexpected people. Hilarious pranks you won’t believe, guaranteed big hit.

Odds and Ends: Dr. Conrad Murray is in the infirmary at L.A. County jail, he’s lost 35 pounds and has some mysterious stomach illness. … Brad and Angelina will be staying with Prince William and Princess Kate for a few days when they take in the Olympics. … Good news! There will be a Hangover 3. Good news! There will not be a Hangover 4.

I predicted Hunger Games would do at least $130 million, it did $155 million. Side Bars: Reports that Archery equipment is selling off the shelves, if you are the one who didn’t see Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence’s weapon of choice was the Bow and Arrow. And Jenifer needed 4 body guards this weekend just to go to the grocery. That’s just going to get worse.

Love Nuggets: Justin Bieber has got to be a little jealous. Girlfriend Selena Gomez is in Florida shooting her movie, Spring Breakers and has been flirting up a storm with a lot of guys. … Word that Arnold The Impregnator Governator Schwarzenegger is getting closer to moving back in with wife Maria, she’s taking him back.

Odds and Ends: Last year Oprah’s Network lost $145,600,000. … Grand Prize of a worldwide internet Sweepstakes contest was a free trip to Los Angeles, and getting to touch the Hollywood Sign. The winner was Gillian Singletary, who lives in Los Felez which is less than 2 miles from the sign, instead of flying to LA, she rode her bike to the sign. … Madonna’s concert is being called, X Rated, if she doesn’t clean it up when she plays Russia, officials say they will arrest her.

Jersey Shore Stuff: It is true, Snooki and The Situation will not be back next season. But, did you know, producers originally planned to change the cast, every year – and it was originally suppose to be an all male cast.

The official cause of Whitney Houston’s death was accidental drowning. There was cocaine present in Whitney’s body. And she had heart damage, which was probably caused by prolonged drug use. Sad!! Weird that there was no cocaine found in her hotel room. Somebody removed it!

Yesterday’s N.Y. Post headlines screaming the Tim Tebow New York Jet trade: Front Page – Tebow Time, Pray Ball. … Back page, – Tebow Time – God’s Squad. … Love the New York Post headlines.

Love Nuggets: Friends say that Rhianna’s 1AM to 4AM visit to Ashton Kutcher’s house was a booty call, plain and simple. … There’s a dead giveaway that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant. At the Lakers’ games she drinks one beer after another, but over the last month she’s still attends Lakers’ games, but no beer, not a drop. Ahh pregnant.

TV Review: After a 17 month hiatus, Mad Men is back on with a new 2 hour episode Sunday, AMC, great show just keeps getting better. (4 Stars). Side Bar: Mad Men’s John Hamm – despite apologizing for calling Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bleeping idiots, he’s still ripping them!

TV News: Don’t ask me why, but NBC has renewed The Office. They plan a major retooling, but I think it’s time for the Office to close! Bad Show. … Good news for NBC, Smash started strong then slipped in ratings. However the ratings have been going up and it has been renewed. … Biggest shocker on DWTS, Martina Navratilova! I’ve seen her at the grocery locally, and she has had something done, she looks like a different person.

Movie News: Scoop on 6 movies to get us and going. … In production now, very odd film, billed as a drama, Elvis and Nixon, with Eric Bana, Luke Wilson and Danny Huston. Very odd. … Jessica Beil and Colin Farrell star in the sequel Psycho but Justin Timberlake may also make an appearance. … Russell Crowe has finally agreed to be Noah in the Biblical blockbuster. … There’s talk of a biopic on the life story of Walt Disney. … Kiefer Sutherland is in final negotiations for another 24 movie. … I hear the Three Stooges movie coming out next month is hilarious. … Look for Disney Studios to fire several executives later this week, for the $200 million ba John Carter flop.

Sports Shorts: Boxer Manny Pacquiao says he had a dream and decided his fight against Tim Bradley in June will be his last fight. I think he’s saying it, to help build the box office. FYI, Tim Bradley, his wife Monica, Cheryl and I are having dinner tomorrow nite. They are our closest friends and great people.

Odds and Ends: X Factor, American Idol and The Voice all threw a lot of money at Cher, to be a mentor. But she was having none of it, hates the shows. … Madonna is working on her summer World Tour, where she will do a lot of lip-synching and the top tickets are $1000. What’s wrong with that picture. … Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss got in a fist fight, at a party in England and had to be separated. Smart money was on Gwyneth by knockout!

TV News: Kathy Bates will play Charlie Sheen’s ghost in an upcoming episode of 2 ½ Men. … Insiders told Oprah starting her own network could be disastrous. But Oprah said if I built it, they will come. Ahh, they didn’t. … The new Jonas Brothers Reality Show sponsorship is already sold-out. … NCAA Basketball Tourney ratings are best in 18 years. … DWTS Monday debuted with an 18 rating. That’s a great start.

Movie News: Behind the Candelabra, the HBO biopic with Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his lover, has finally started production and for the record, this is a drama – not a comedy. … The Lone Ranger, with Johnny Depp as Tonto, is also in production and word is, the script is changing everyday, to make it much more of a comedy. … Prediction – I think Hunger Games will do $131 million this weekend.

Sports Shorts: One team that wants Tim Tebow, is a team that likes a running quarterback, has a much more wide open offense and is willing to pay big bucks. The team, The Edmonton Eskimos, of the Canadian Football League. Remember, they had Kurt Warner and Warren Moon.

Odds and Ends: Having dinner together and saying they can’t believe they are movie stars Paul Giamati and Jonah Hill. … Bruce Willis is getting $1 million for the Bank Trust TV commercials. … Dan Akroyd makes $50 million a year from his Crystal Head Vodka. … Halle Berry is moving to Paris, France and she’s getting a lot help from her very good friends, Brad Pitt and Angilina Jolie.

Movie Review: Hunger Games open’s Friday! Its the first of a trilogy from Suzanne Collin’s books and it is going to be huge. Jennifer Lawrence takes her sister’s place to fight to the death in a futuristic world, as the world watches on TV. Visually, magnificent from the glitter of the Capitol, to the scum of District 12, to the jungle battlefield hell! Woody Harrelson is stellar as a drunk mentor, blue haired Stanley Tucci is great as the Ryan Seacrest, Donald Sutherland is fabulous as President Snow, Josh Hucherson is great as Peeta and watch for Jack Quaid, Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan’s son, in his acting debut, as Marvel. Good versus evil, harsh brutality, non stop action, and great writing will keep your interest. Lots of surprises from the huge hovering ships, to the bizarre use of wasps nests and much more. (Rated PG13) – (142 Minutes) – (3 ½ Stars).

TV News: Simon Cowell is still talking to Britney Spears about X Factor and now word, Stacie Kiebler may be a judge. What’s weird, Simon is threatening to pull X off the air after next season. … Producers of Jersey Shore are looking for a real life version of television’s Modern Family to do a reality show. … Rosie O’Donnell’s staff hated her, cheered when they heard she was fired and rumors they even had a voodoo doll of Rosie they stuck with pins.

Odds and Ends: Russell Brand says he will fight the felony charges of him ripping a cellphone from a fan and throwing it thru a window. The district attorney says, it’s a slam dunk. Russel will lose and will ask for jail time.

Golf teacher Hank Haney’s book will be released this week. Between Hank’s book and other Tiger facts, here are a 7 things you should know about Tiger:
Tiger says the only people he hates more than people that ask for his autograph are the media. … Tiger says he has never signed an autograph unless there was a camera on him and he had to. … When Tiger is out at a restaurant with people and he finishes first, he just walks out, doesn’t wait for others that are with him. … Tiger says, Why should I give a waitress my money for a tip, she’s just doing her job? … During the 2006 Ryder Cup Tiger was assigned Zach Johnson as a roomie, who is one of the biggest Christians on tour. Just to be a jerk Tiger ordered the 24 hour porn channel package on the TV and kept it blasting 24/7. … Tiger loves to make fun of fat people to his buddies. … Hank says Tiger is the biggest nerdy geek he’s ever met. … I don’t make this stuff up folks!

Updates: I told 3 weeks ago, Rosie O’Donnel’s Show was going to be dumped by Oprah. Rosie’s show was officially dumped Saturday. … I told you last week, Missouri was going to the Final Four, they lost their first game – and that’s why I do Hollywood and not sports.

Hottest ticket is not the Final Four, it’s a charity concert at Carnegie Hall, to save the rain forest. Performing will be Paul McCartney, The Rolling Stones, Elton John, James Taylor, Vince Gill, Bruno Mars, Jennifer Hudson and Meryl Streep?? Tickets are $50,000.

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