I have a retraction to make. The other day I said that Janet Jackson’s fiance, Wissam Al Mana, had contacts with the Osama Bin Laden’s Family, as well as Al Quaida and that Katharine Jackson was scared about the pending nuptials. Turns out Mr. Al Mana does NOT have connections with either Ben Laden’s family or Al Quaida. And as for Katharine, she wants grandkids from Janet. So there you go.

The Russian’s have always loved Angelina Jolie. And they love her even more as the double agent, Russian spy, in her new film, Salt. They love her so much, that bloggers are campaigning for a stamp or statue of her!

TV News: The federal appeals court has thrown out the FCC’s ability to fine networks for profanity on the airwaves – siting First Amendment Rights. Translation – Producers of every show from The Simpsons, to Gossip Girl, to Family Guy, to new shows, like Friends With Benefits, plan to use all the runway. So you can expect a lot more risque language next season.

Pamela Anderson says she is nearly broke, living in a trailer and loves being around, real people. Translation – look for a reality show for Pamela in the future.

Love Nuggets: Model, Jessica White and Sean Penn have been spotted together in Haiti, New York, LA and Las Vegas. It seems they’re a couple. … Months ago I told you that, before summer was over, Orlando Bloom and his galpal, Miranda Kerr, would be getting married. They did. Now the question, is Miranda pregnant?

Sports Shorts: With the NFL season right around the corner there is more and more talk of a possible players strike. Here’s the deal. The owners just signed a new TV contract and they will be paid by the networks whether or not there are games. 70% of the players spend their money as fast as they get it. Prediction – the owners hold all the cards, if there’s a lock out, it won’t last long and the owners will win.

The women in Lindsey Lohan’s prison pod yelled slurs at Lindsey all weekend, making poor Lindsey cry. Lindsey also tried to cut herself, so she was put in isolation and lost all privileges. So while other women in her pod got 3 extra hours of yard and television, Lindsey cried alone in her cell. But there is some good news, talk that Lindsey could get out even earlier than expected, maybe this Friday!

Odds and Ends: If there was ever any doubt what a scum bag Lindsey’s dad, Michael Lohan is, let me clear it up. Years ago he was accused of selling naked pictures of Lindsey’s mom, Dina. Now Michael is trying to sell naked pix of his fiance, Kate Major. Michael Lohan is one, drug taking, lying, nasty, scum bag, period – end of discussion. … Hottest rumor, that George Clooney will marry galpal, Liz Canalis before the end of the summer. … Brad and Angelina have purchased a $40 Million Villa in Italy and will call that there full-time residence. … Donald Trump is trying to buy a movie studio – Miramax, so he can start making movies. Ego party of one. … Some things never change. Madonna’s neighbors in New York called the police on multiple occasions, complaining about the noise. Madonna’s LA neighbors have called the police for the same reason. Now her neighbors in London have filed multiple complaints for the same thing! What a jerk. … Jessica Simpson‘s last film, Blond Ambition, was back in 2007. It lost money – and Jessica has nothing on the horizon. What happened to Jessica?

Movie Review: Salt is sweet! Angelina Jolie stars in this, fast moving, action-thriller that hits all the cylinders! Leave your logic in the car when you go in the theater and enjoy! Angelina has never been sexier and if you liked Matt Damon’s Bourne franchise, you’ll love this one too. Great script, great action! (Rated PG-13) – (99 Minutes) – (3 Stars).

Love Nuggets: I have received hate mail, for even suggesting that Sandra Bullock would consider taking back Jessie James. But I’m telling you, they talk – everyday.

Jealously News: Katie Perry is in Snoop Dog‘s new video and they’ve become friends. But, Russell is sick and tired of Snoop Dog calling her, all hours of the day and night. … Rhianna is in Eminem’s video and they’ve become friends. Rhianna’s LA Dodger boyfriend, Matt Kemp, is sick and tired of Eminem calling her too!

Although Lindsey is scheduled to get out of jail in 11 days, remember – Paris Hilton’s jail sentence was cut real short, for over crowding and the judge called ordered her back in jail. So, stay tuned.

Bad Tipper Report: Sting had dinner with wife Trudy in New York. The bill was $250. He left a lousy $20 tip!