Mel Gibson showed up on the set of his movie, The Beaver, on Thursday acting like nothing was wrong. At one point Mel joked, that everybody needs to blows off a little steam once and a while. A little steam? There are several investigations going on, spousal abuse, assault, terroristic threatening and child abuse (subjecting Oksana’s son to an unfit environment). With that in mind, this may drag on till Christmas. And there’s a rumor that in private, Mel supports his insane father’s belief – that there was no Holocaust.

Lindsey hired Robert Shapiro, who’s not a court lawyer but a negotiator. Mark my words, Shapiro will ask the judge to let Lindsey to do 90 full days in rehab – and if she does everything right, drop the jail sentence!

Odds and Ends: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr will get married soon, they want to have a baby – now. … Last week Oprah’s ratings were the lowest in her TV history, 2.9 million viewers. In comparison, Judge Judy has twice that number. … Angelina Jolie is fascinated by the, real life, hot, Russian, spy that was deported last week. Angelina wants to meet her and play her in a movie.

Funniest Line of the Week: They finally sealed that oil leak in the Gulf – they got Mel Gibson to put his mouth over it.

Checkout my good buddy, Tim Bradley, on HBO, Saturday night. He is the undefeated Jr. Welterweight Champion and will be fighting undefeated, Luis Abregu.