Lindsey Lohan: Over the weekend, a member of her inner circle told me, that – truth is, Lindsey is a mean, spoiled, hateful, controlling, self destructive and disgusting person. … There is confusion as to whether or not Lindsey hired that Chicago attorney. He says, yes. Lindsey‘s drug addicted mom says, no. So who knows? … I can tell you this. Three of the most respected criminal attorneys have been contacted by Lindsey for representation and all 3 said they were not interested in representing her. … And, when the 3 pack a day chain smoking Lohan goes to Lynnwood County Jail, she should know, it’s a non smoking facility.

Pregnancy Rumors: None of the recently married, Carrie Underwood, Emily Blunt or Megan Fox are pregnant. Just thought you should know.

Christian Bale is a great guy. He is a regular visitor of the Chicago’s Children Hospital, visiting kids in Batman costume. But he doesn’t want people to know, so don’t tell anybody!

Odds and Ends: The hottest girls, in the hottest LA clubs, almost always, work for one of the tabloids! They get full access because they’re hot, and spy on the stars, then report what they see. … When President Obama watches the World Cup and other sports on TV, his beverage is Bud Light with Lime beer. … A drunk Sammy Davis Jr. got into a fight, with a drunk Dean Martin, last week outside a Vegas bar. The fight was broken up by a drunk Frank Sinatra. They are all celebrity impersonators.

Lindsey Lohan is wacked! Lindsey verbablly abused her attorney to the point, her attorney has quit! Lindsey says she will not go to jail, that she’d rather die! Friends and family are taking shifts, watching her 24/7 to make sure she doesn’t do something crazy that could add more jail time or even worse, that she might injure herself. This is really getting ugly! Anything could happen.

Mel Gibson’s baby’s Mama has told police she will press spousal abuse assault charges, against Gibson! First police want to see those pictures of her with a black eye, split lip and missing a tooth. And, police want to hear the audio of Mel admitting he did it – she secretly taped him. If the police see the pictures and hear the tape, they will file charges against Gibson. And, another derogatory tape has surfaced of Gibson. A shameful tape of him saying how he hates wetbacks.

Movie Review: Despicable Me is an animated movie, for the whole family, with lead voice supplied by Steve Carell! It’s about a very odd neighbor named Gru, who plans to steal the moon! He’s mean and yes, despicable, until he meets 3 orphaned girls, who see him much differently – maybe even their new dad. Well written, funny and creative. I liked it. (Under 2 Hours) – (Rated G) – (3 Stars).

Movie Nuggets: Riley Keough, Lisa Marie‘s daughter and Elvis‘s grand daughter, is co starring in the movie Jack and Diane. Riley plays a lesbian and for the part had cut her hair short, dyed it jet black and wears it slicked back. She looks exactly like a young Elvis.

Movie Review: Inception is fabulous! Leonardo DiCaprio plays a guy who is able to invade CEO’s dreams to steal their ideas for a competing corporation! Then he’s given the assignment to insert ideas into the corporate CEO‘s dreams! It’s all about high stakes corporate espionage! The special effects are ground breaking and mind blowing. Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan has out done himself in this amazing movie! It’s called a mystery-scifi-thriller, I call it the best movie of the year! (Rated PG-13) – (148 Minutes) – (4 Stars)!

American Idol: Producers are actively trying to sell the show – lock, stock and barrel. From format, graphics, current contracts, everything, are you interested? Asking price is $600 Million. … But, has the mustard has come off the American Idol hot dog? The live tour ticket sales are bombing and KC, Portland, Maine, Portland, Oregon, Toronto, Cleveland, Winnipeg and Buffalo shows have been canceled.

Odds and Ends: Angelina Jolie had the roman numeral 13 tattooed on her arm. She said, it was to prove she was not suppositious. But, some speculate, it stands for marijuana which she and Brad both enjoy. … Lindsey will do 24 days of the 90 days. … The new Big Brother debuts tonight. It could be the best season ever. The twist this year, is that there’s a spy in the house, that works for the network, and is there just to create havoc. … Leonardo DiCaprio wants to set the record straight. He just happened to be at the same party with Paris Hilton, in South Africa, for the World Cup. Leonardo says they just barely know each other – nothing going on!