Wow: Word is, the filthy, vulgar, out of control, tape of Mel Gibson is all directed at his baby’s mama and there are 16 expletives in under 2 minutes! We’re talking about horrible words, derogatory words, against blacks, Jews, women and Mexicans. It’s so bad it makes Michael Richards rant sound like a preacher! And don’t forget, Mel also, reportedly, knocked out his baby’s mama’s teeth!

Michael Jackson: Katharine may be Michael’s mom, but she must still get the estates approval for any money making ventures that involve Michael’s likeness, music or any other related material. But she refuses! If she keeps ignoring them, the estate will get a court order to stop her. Katharine is now making her own movie, about Michael, from home videos! For the record, she may be 80, but she is as money hungry as Joe. … There’s a huge story breaking about Jacko’s doctor – Dr. Klein. The DEA served a warrant on Klein’s office. That can’t be good! Dr. Klein’s a horrible man! I’ll tell you this – Dr. Klein drinks and tells very private stories about his very famous clients health issues – patients like Dolly Parton, Cher, Julia Roberts and others!

Oh Boy: There’s going to be another Kardashian TV show! Joining Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Kourtney Takes Miami comes Happily Married Klohe, featuring Klohe Kardashian and her husband, LA Laker, Lamar Odom.

Lindsey faces the judge next week, and I’ll be in court with her.

Scoop: Is it true that last week there was a three way conference call between Sandra Bullock, Elizabeth Edwards and Tipper Gore? The call was initiated by Elizabeth Edwards. Gee, wonder what they talked about?

The NBA free market is open and here are the latest odds on where Labron James will end up: Cleveland and Chicago are even money, Miami is 3-1, New York and are New Jersey 5-1 and Los Angeles (Clippers) is 10-1.

Hot Nuggets: Aretha Franklin will be live, in concert, in Philadelphia on July 27th. Accompanying her on piano will be the former Secretary of State, Condaleezza Rice, a fabulous concert pianist. … Murder monster, Joran Van Der Sloot, has told NBC, CBS and ABC-TV, that he would to do a one hour exclusive interview – for $1 million. … The mustard has come off the Oprah hot dog, her ratings last week were the lowest in 24 years. In the last year she’s lost 27% of her audience.

Movie News: Katie Holmes is a dead ringer as Jackie Kennedy in the biopic she’s currently shooting for HBO! The similarity is scary. … Johnny Depp just keeps adding more odd projects - Happy Days, Mr. Limpet, Lone Ranger, Dark Shadows and he’ll play both Salvador Dali and Ozzie Osborn in separate biopics. … Every studio rescheduled their release dates during the World Cup because they feared people would watch the Cup and not go to movies. Wrong, box office is actually up. … On top of Angelina Jolie’s wish list, of movies she wants to do, Angelina wants to play Wonder Woman.