This blond was in England, shopping at Piccadilly Square, and ran up a $20,000 bill. She through an American Express platinum card. The older, almost matronly, clerk asked blondi-lox for an ID! Blondie get’s a real attitude, screams at her, Are you kidding, don’t you know who I am? The grey haired clerk snapped, I don’t know or care who you are, I just need an ID! That’s when our girl snaps, I’m Lady Gaga! The clerk says, I’m not hear to play games or talk baby talk – leave the store or I’ll call security! Gaga left the store without her items! For the record, her credit card reads (her real name) Stephanie Germanotta!

Tigergate: When this whole mess broke, Tiger’s mom read him the riot act, told him he’s ruined lives by cheating just like his father did! Instead of apologizing, Tiger threw his Mom out of the Florida house and told her to go back to California. When she asked him to send her via one of his private jets to avoid the public humiliation and paparazzi, Tiger told her no – it costs to much. Can Tiger be a bigger jerk? … There’s a report that a DNA test is being done this week to see if the 3 year old daughter of one of Tiger’s concubines, is his.

So sorry to hear about Brittney Murphy. While her husband doesn’t want an autopsy, one has been ordered for today. Her love of drugs is well documented. Years ago Ashton Kutcher was in love with her, but Brittney preferred her drugs to Ashton, so he split! Sad, so sad!

Christmas Stuff: Saw Ernest Borgenine’s Christmas card yesterday. It had a picture of him and his wife Tova. At 92, Ernie looks great! … There will be no mistletoe at Brad and Angelina’s house, Angelina is deathly allergic.