Tigergate: There is talk that Tiger left the country a few days ago, someplace in the Caribbean, no telling when he will appear. … Word that Gillette may be the first sponsor to shave ties with Tiger. (If you’ll excuse the pun.) They may sue Tiger over a morals clause. … A very big PR guy told me yesterday – When it comes to celebrities like Tiger, their biggest job is protecting their client from themselves. … I heard a hilarious take-off from that weird Britney Spears, Internet fan, that goes, Leave Tiger alone, you’re lucky he even plays for you bastards. … There’s a silly Internet game you can play to help Tiger and his mistress escape his wife who is swinging a club! http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html. And, a great Christmas parody song, I’m Dreaming Of A White Mistress!

Weekend Trips: Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and Adam’s wife, Jackie going over the final contracts for Pretend Wife the romantic comedy staring Jen and Adam. Jen is always attached romantically to her co-stars, so Jen, Adam and his wife want to make sure they are all on the same page and everything is cool … Celebrity surfers, Cameron Diaz, Matthew McConaughey and Jeff Bridges are on Oahu to check out the big waves.

Is it true – While in Norway yesterday, (the country with the most restrictive smoking laws,) Obama lit up before getting the Nobel Prize?

Best Quote of the Week: Seal, I look in the mirror, then look at Heidi and say, I am the luckiest man in the world.

Best Tipper of the Week: While shooting American Idol, Ellen DeGeneres took some of the staff out for lunch. The bill came to $200 Ellen left $400.