Latest on Tiger: Well I’m not going to that luncheon Tiger was hosting today at the Sherwood Country Club, since he’s not coming to California! And, is it true, Tiger and his family are going to find a way out of their house without the media knowing, going to board one of his 3 jets and get out of Dodge? I hear Tiger’s pilot has been put on notice to expect to file a flight plan and he’ll be gone at least a month. Stay tuned.

TV Reviews: Two new reality shows debuting tonight. How do I put this? They both SUCK! Both stars are jerks! How’s that for a lose/lose combo? On True TV: Conspiracy Theory With Jessie Ventura. I’m going to get to the bottom of the big stories and I don’t care who I step on – that’s what I do for the people. … blah, blah, blah! The other show is on A&E called, Steven Seagal – Lawman!! Bully, loudmouth Steve Seagal has been spending time playing cops down in Jefferson Parrish in Louisiana, Who cares? The best part of the show is when his boss demeans him and tells him to shut up! Both shows are (1 Star)!

Movie Quickies: Robert Downey Jr. and Gary Shandling are best friends. Such good friends, that Downey has arranged for a part in Iron Man 2 for his buddy Shandling. … I loved Fantastic Mr. Fox, gave it (3 ½ Stars), thought you should know that some of the profits will go to research for Parkinson’s Disease, and Michael J. Fox is touring the country in support.

Love Nuggets: That story about Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston hooking up last week, on the same plane and then sharing a car into London, that something was going on – that’s a bunch of sheep dip, Orlando and Jen are best friends – like brother and sister, period. … However, Jay Z and Beyonce are having serious problems. Friends say they will stay together through the holidays but that could be the end.