Insiders tell me the odds are 50-50 that this latest woman, who claims to be Michael Jackson’s biological love child, is Jackson’s love child.

Tom Cruise was originally set to do Salt, but Tom didn’t like the script. Angelina Jolie did, so she took it! Now Cruise says he could have done just as good of job as Anglena. Tom, shut the front door.

Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and Labron were together in Vegas, playing $5000 a hand Blackjack and refusing to sign autographs.

Utah Police have closed their investigation of Gary Coleman’s death.

Don Chedal and Matt Damon vacationed together in Hawaii, surfing and playing 5 rounds of golf. That’s 90 holes – betting $1,000 per hole.

Tom Selleck used to be the nicest guy in Hollywood. Now, Tom has become Hollywood’s biggest jerk. So says staff on his new TV show.

Thought you should know, George Steinbrenner, very quietly, paid for a lot of children’s surgery who otherwise couldn’t afford it.

16 year old Justin Bieber will make his acting debut in October on CSI.

200 people are invited to President Obama’s August 4th birthday party in Chicago. Those invited will have to pay $30,000 each. The $6 Million will go to the Democratic Party.

Despite her denials, Paris Hilton did make a Nazi salute, at a party recently. There are photographs. Hello!

I broke the story months ago that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr would get married this summer. They did. … Here’s another scoop. Miranda hopes to be pregnant before the New Year!

Another prediction. Rihanna and L.A. Dodger, Matt Kemp, will be engaged before the New Year.

I have a retraction to make. The other day I said that Janet Jackson’s fiance, Wissam Al Mana, had contacts with the Osama Bin Laden’s Family, as well as Al Quaida and that Katharine Jackson was scared about the pending nuptials. Turns out Mr. Al Mana does NOT have connections with either Ben Laden’s family or Al Quaida. And as for Katharine, she wants grandkids from Janet. So there you go.

The Russian’s have always loved Angelina Jolie. And they love her even more as the double agent, Russian spy, in her new film, Salt. They love her so much, that bloggers are campaigning for a stamp or statue of her!

TV News: The federal appeals court has thrown out the FCC’s ability to fine networks for profanity on the airwaves – siting First Amendment Rights. Translation – Producers of every show from The Simpsons, to Gossip Girl, to Family Guy, to new shows, like Friends With Benefits, plan to use all the runway. So you can expect a lot more risque language next season.

Pamela Anderson says she is nearly broke, living in a trailer and loves being around, real people. Translation – look for a reality show for Pamela in the future.

Love Nuggets: Model, Jessica White and Sean Penn have been spotted together in Haiti, New York, LA and Las Vegas. It seems they’re a couple. … Months ago I told you that, before summer was over, Orlando Bloom and his galpal, Miranda Kerr, would be getting married. They did. Now the question, is Miranda pregnant?

Sports Shorts: With the NFL season right around the corner there is more and more talk of a possible players strike. Here’s the deal. The owners just signed a new TV contract and they will be paid by the networks whether or not there are games. 70% of the players spend their money as fast as they get it. Prediction – the owners hold all the cards, if there’s a lock out, it won’t last long and the owners will win.

The women in Lindsey Lohan’s prison pod yelled slurs at Lindsey all weekend, making poor Lindsey cry. Lindsey also tried to cut herself, so she was put in isolation and lost all privileges. So while other women in her pod got 3 extra hours of yard and television, Lindsey cried alone in her cell. But there is some good news, talk that Lindsey could get out even earlier than expected, maybe this Friday!

Odds and Ends: If there was ever any doubt what a scum bag Lindsey’s dad, Michael Lohan is, let me clear it up. Years ago he was accused of selling naked pictures of Lindsey’s mom, Dina. Now Michael is trying to sell naked pix of his fiance, Kate Major. Michael Lohan is one, drug taking, lying, nasty, scum bag, period – end of discussion. … Hottest rumor, that George Clooney will marry galpal, Liz Canalis before the end of the summer. … Brad and Angelina have purchased a $40 Million Villa in Italy and will call that there full-time residence. … Donald Trump is trying to buy a movie studio – Miramax, so he can start making movies. Ego party of one. … Some things never change. Madonna’s neighbors in New York called the police on multiple occasions, complaining about the noise. Madonna’s LA neighbors have called the police for the same reason. Now her neighbors in London have filed multiple complaints for the same thing! What a jerk. … Jessica Simpson‘s last film, Blond Ambition, was back in 2007. It lost money – and Jessica has nothing on the horizon. What happened to Jessica?

Movie Review: Salt is sweet! Angelina Jolie stars in this, fast moving, action-thriller that hits all the cylinders! Leave your logic in the car when you go in the theater and enjoy! Angelina has never been sexier and if you liked Matt Damon’s Bourne franchise, you’ll love this one too. Great script, great action! (Rated PG-13) – (99 Minutes) – (3 Stars).

Love Nuggets: I have received hate mail, for even suggesting that Sandra Bullock would consider taking back Jessie James. But I’m telling you, they talk – everyday.

Jealously News: Katie Perry is in Snoop Dog‘s new video and they’ve become friends. But, Russell is sick and tired of Snoop Dog calling her, all hours of the day and night. … Rhianna is in Eminem’s video and they’ve become friends. Rhianna’s LA Dodger boyfriend, Matt Kemp, is sick and tired of Eminem calling her too!

Although Lindsey is scheduled to get out of jail in 11 days, remember – Paris Hilton’s jail sentence was cut real short, for over crowding and the judge called ordered her back in jail. So, stay tuned.

Bad Tipper Report: Sting had dinner with wife Trudy in New York. The bill was $250. He left a lousy $20 tip!

As you know, due to jail crowding, Lindsey will be out of jail in 12 days. What a joke. But, there’s news on Lindsey’s $40 million lawsuit against the E-Trade corporation! Lindsey claims she was defamed when the TV E-baby referred to another TV E-Baby as, Lindsey the milk-o-holic. The E-Trade company says they want the court to order Lindsey to pay their $100,000 legal fees for the frivolous law suit when she losses – and she will lose!

Shop Talk: Ryan Seacrest came in 2nd place in the morning radio ratings, beaten handily by Kevin and Bean, who replaced me at KROQ. … I hear Ryan and Julianne Hough are very serious and could move in together, on Ryan’s $4 million yacht.

Movie News: Jennifer Hudson will probably get another Oscar nomination, playing Winnie Mandela, in the biopic, Winnie Mandela. … Amy Adams could get a nomination for her next picture. She’ll play Janis Joplin in a biopic. … Johnny Depp will star and Tim Burton will direct, Dark Shadows, based on the old TV series.

Odds and Ends: Wayne Newton called a Press Conference to announce he is supporting Harry Reid for U.S. Senate from Nevada. Who the hell cares? I never understood why anybody would care, who an entertainer supports, for any public office. They live in a fantasy world, what do they know? … Which reminds me. While most people get around N.Y. City on subways or in cabs, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez use their helicopter.

Finally, Lindsey’s in jail. It was just like any other defendant showing up in court for the purpose of surrender. The whole thing took about 5 minutes. Cameras were ordered off, Lindsey got handcuffed, was taken out and driven to jail. No Tears, no problems. This should be the last we hear of Lindsey for 21 days, when she will probably be released.

Another, Don’t You Know Who I Am? One AM, at a popular night club, in West Hollywood, recently – A hot blond and 2 friends jump to the front of the line and are denied entrance, by the doorman. That’s when she drops, Don’t you know who I am? He said, No. She said, I’m Heidi Montag! The doorman said, Who’s that? Then she said, Ok, I’m Heidi Pratt. That’s when the doorman said, You don’t you even know your name! And told her to get back in line.

Movie News: Seinfeld genius, Larry Charles is teaming up with Jim Carrey, in what will be the funniest thing Carrey has ever done, called, Pierre, Pierre. Jim plays a French art thief.

Odds and Ends: Paris wants to visit Lindsey in jail. … Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are hotter than ever – insiders say they have even talked about having kids. … The real reason Donald Trump put the brakes to Rachel Uchitel, appearing on Celebrity Apprentice, was his pal, Tiger Woods, called and asked Trump to take back the invitation! What‘s interesting is that Rachel says she‘s addicted to coke and Ambien. However, before she got $10 million, from Tiger, she had hinted that Tiger was addicted to Ambien too. … Kelsey Grammer has contacted producers of DWTS. He‘d like to be on.

Busy day. Headed to Beverly Hills Courts this morning, to see Lindsey Lohan get hooked up in court and escorted to County Jail – But without Robert Shapiro, who has quit, mainly because of Lindsey’s screaming, that she didn’t want to go to jail and because Lindsey’s stupid parents wouldn’t shut the front door! Her parents kept complaining that Robert Shapiro wan’t doing enough to keep Lindsey out of jail. Clueless, party of 2. Hello she‘s been found guilty and sentenced!

Latest on Mel: Oksana’s ex-husband, Timothy Dalton says, if he sees Mel Gibson, he’ll bust him up! Mel’s 54 and 5‘9“, Dalton’s 66 but 6‘3“. And here’s some scoop. Besides hiring a battery of attorneys, Mel has hired the same crisis response team that Jon Benet Ramsey’s parents hired! And, that rumor is still out there that Mel may leave the country – just to get out of the hot waste. … The same rumor, of fleeing the country, is also circling around Wesley Snipes, since he lost his tax evasion appeal.

TV News: Simon Cowell‘s next show could be, American Hero, a show about ordinary people who have done extraordinarily heroic things. … Tiger’s concubine, Rachel Uchitel has agreed to do Dr. Drew‘s Celebrity Rehab, because she’ll be paid $500,000 and word is, she has a crush on Dr. Drew! Rachel better be careful, Dr. Drew’s married to a sweetie, named Sue Sailor, I know that, because I introduced to Dr. Drew to Sue, 25 years ago. Sue would kick Rachel’s butt, Sue is a workout nut!

Tonight I’m going to the James Taylor/Carol King concert in Anaheim and a cast party afterwards.

Keeping up with the Smiths: Will has had a falling out with Tom Cruise and has quit Scientology. … Will’s next projects include, I Robot 2, Hancock 2, Bad Boys 3, Independence Day 2, Independence Day 3, Men In Black 3 and he’ll play Cain, from the Bible. … With the success of his son, Jayden in, Karate Kid, Will is now looking for a movie project for his younger daughter, Willow.

Sports Shorts: Did you watch my pal Tim Bradley fight on HBO Saturday? Great fight, beat a bigger guy and called out Manny Pacquio! Be careful what you ask for Tim. … Speaking of Pacquio, I’ve heard his new record album. They should have stopped him, threw in the towel, it’s horrible.

Once again, Tiger Woods proves to be a classless jerk. The only golfer at the British Open caught dropping F-bombs on the telecast.

TV Question: Is it just me or do Last Comic Standing and America’s Got Talent both really stink.

TV Review: Wednesday night on Animal Planet, Animal Hoarders debuts. It is what it says, a reality show, about people that horde animals – cats, dogs, hamsters, fish, etc. Really stupid show. (1 Star).

Art Farts: Francis Bean Cobain, Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain’s daughter, just had her first art exhibit. 16 drawings and paintings, that were described as vulgar, twisted, disturbing and demented. Geeeeeee, what a shock.

Mel Gibson showed up on the set of his movie, The Beaver, on Thursday acting like nothing was wrong. At one point Mel joked, that everybody needs to blows off a little steam once and a while. A little steam? There are several investigations going on, spousal abuse, assault, terroristic threatening and child abuse (subjecting Oksana’s son to an unfit environment). With that in mind, this may drag on till Christmas. And there’s a rumor that in private, Mel supports his insane father’s belief – that there was no Holocaust.

Lindsey hired Robert Shapiro, who’s not a court lawyer but a negotiator. Mark my words, Shapiro will ask the judge to let Lindsey to do 90 full days in rehab – and if she does everything right, drop the jail sentence!

Odds and Ends: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr will get married soon, they want to have a baby – now. … Last week Oprah’s ratings were the lowest in her TV history, 2.9 million viewers. In comparison, Judge Judy has twice that number. … Angelina Jolie is fascinated by the, real life, hot, Russian, spy that was deported last week. Angelina wants to meet her and play her in a movie.

Funniest Line of the Week: They finally sealed that oil leak in the Gulf – they got Mel Gibson to put his mouth over it.

Checkout my good buddy, Tim Bradley, on HBO, Saturday night. He is the undefeated Jr. Welterweight Champion and will be fighting undefeated, Luis Abregu.

Final quote from the late George Steinbrenner: About a week ago, George told his son Hank, This would be a great year for me to die, there’s no federal inheritance tax this year, you save $500 Million.

Couple News: During the All Star baseball game L.A. Dodger, Matt Kemp, was in Vegas, with Rihanna and they were looking at rings. … New York Jet quarterback Mark Sanchez is very serious about his gal pal. He and actress, Jamie Lynn Sigler are living together.

British Open: Tiger, Phil, Sergio and John Daily will all finish in the Top 30.

Ego – Party of one: Paris Hilton took tons of pictures of herself, in provocative poses, on her private jet and twittered them, with the question, Don’t you wish you were me?

TV News: Yes, it is true. Beavis and Butthead are coming back, early next year, on MTV! The boys will get after the likes of Lady Gaga, Labron James, Lindsey Lohan, the Barefoot Bandit and President Obama. … Jersey Shore moron, Snookie, has been contacted by the Fox TV Network, about doing her own sitcom. She’d play a clueless, morally bankrupt, just out of High School, always confused, girl, in New York City. OK! … Piers Morgan will get paid $8.8 Million if he replaces Larry King. … Joan Rivers has challenged Lindsey Lohan to a celebrity boxing match.

Medical report: 85 year old, Tony Curtis is in a Las Vegas hospital and not doing well! … 84 year old Jerry Lewis is also in very poor health.