Apparently a security camera caught Paris Hilton digging into that purse, she said was not hers, 3 hours before she was busted, which is going to make her defense – that the purse was not hers – a pretty tough sell! What’s more, the arresting officer, who was holding that purse, says that Paris said to him, I need my purse to get some lip balm. That’s when he handed it to her. And when she opened it, he saw the cocaine.

Movie Review: Machete with Steven Seagal, need I say more? marshal arts, brawls and gun fights. Machete’s appearances include Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, and Lindsey Lohan. (Rated R) – (118 Minutes) – (2 Stars).

Movie Review: The Winning Season with Sam Rockwell is a goofy story, about a high school basketball coach and some silly girls. (Rated PG-13) – (101 Minutes) – (2 Stars).

Movie Review: Going The Distance with Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, the 2 real-life lovers try a long distance relationship. (Rated PG-13) – (109 Minutes) – (2 Stars)!

Odds and Ends: Kim Kardashian and Dallas Cowboy, Miles Austin, are not together now. But I’m guessing that will change – If the Cowboys go to the Super Bowl, Kim’s that kind of girl. … Still no confirmation of whether Mariah Carey is pregnant. But she spent $2500 at the Pea Pod, a maternity store, last week. … Prince and Paris Jackson are now attending, Buckley’s Private School – but maybe not for long. The Jackson kids are a disruption at the school. And the two, 300 pound, body guards always nearby isn’t helping! … Britney Spears favorite food growing up was Deep Fried Bacon Cheese!

Court Docket: The official charge is: The defendant, Ms. Paris Hilton did willfully, unlawfully, feloniously, knowingly, and intentionally possess a controlled substance, to-wit – Cocaine. (When O.J. was busted in Las Vegas, I asked a buddy – a prosecutor, what he thought would happen. He said, in Clark County, when a bunch of guys bust into a hotel room with a gun, and take possessions out of the room, somebody is going to jail for about 20 years. O.J. got 19-33 years.) So, I asked my buddy, what about somebody caught with 8 grams of blow, driving down the strip? Barring the case being thrown out, he said, Paris will do 3-9 months in jail! … And speaking of O.J., his oldest daughter, Arnel is facing prison time for laundering money – and O..J may have been pulling the strings from prison.

Love Nuggets: 3 hot couples looking a rings the past few weeks: Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz, Heavy weight champion Waldimir Klitchko and Hayden Panettiere, Michael Strahan and Eddie Murphy’s ex, Nichole.

Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Chevy Chase and Mathew Perry all attended the U.S. Open Tennis Tourney yesterday, in New York.

Hottest TV Shows This Summer: Jersey Shore beat everybody except America’s Got Talent last week. … Big Brother’s ratings are the biggest in 5 years. … Rizolli and Isles on TNT has de-throned The Closer. … And Betty White’s, Hot In Cleveland is doing gang-busters!

Overheard: While paparazzi were falling all over themselves trying to shoot Kim Kardashian as she was leaving the Emmy‘s, Somebody asked Al Pacino who she was. Al said, I think she‘s a reality show prostitute.

The Emmy’s are Sunday night and here are my predictions for the big 6:

Best Drama – Mad Men

Best Drama Actor – Hugh Laurie for House

Best Drama Actress – Julianna Margulies for The Good Wife

Best Comedy – Modern Family

Best Comedy Actor – Jim Parsons should win, but Matthew Morrison will win for GLEE

Best Comedy Actress – Edie Falco for Nurse Jackie

More TV News: There could be a Celebrity Amazing Race. Some of the stars that are interested are Bryant Gumble, Drew Barrymore, Mark Harmon, and Neil Patrick Harris. I‘d love to do Amazing Race. … Dancing With The Stars has signed up, Kurt Warner, (Sarah Palin’s daughter) Bristol Palin, Jersey Shore’s The Situation and maybe the Octomom.

Book News: Lindsey Lohan plans to write a book about the last year of her life. … Francis Bean is threatening to write an explosive, tell all, book about her mom, Courtney Love. This could be some shocking stuff.

Odds and Ends: The Little League World Series is on TV this weekend. It’s great, check it out! … There is a terrible Bed Bug infestation in New York City theaters.

Finally, I reported a rumor, earlier in the week, that Tiger may have tanked all his tournaments to get sympathy from Elin – so, maybe, Elin would take him back. All I can say, is that Tiger is in 1st place at this weeks event – minus 6, best score in a year! I’m just saying!

Reality Show Realities: There’s a software called Auto-Tune that makes singers sound better. Now confirmed – on Simon Cowell’s X-Factor, in England, they used the software to help some singers – but didn’t use it for others. So was the show fixed?! This is giving the new X Factor, here next season, a very bad name. … Is it true that American Idol was this close to signing Mariah Carey as a judge. But she declined and told them she was pregnant?

Love Nuggets: Michael Douglas’s ex, Diandra, is a real piece of work. She says she doesn’t care about Michael’s cancer. All she knows is that she was with him when he made Wall Street 1 and she got half of what he got. She wants half of what he gets for WS 2 – that it’s just an extension of WS1! …

Two couples going stronger than ever, Justin Long and Drew Barrymore and same true for Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

Odds and Ends: Everywhere Kobe Bryant goes, he get’s booed. … Lisa Marie Presley Keogh Jackson Cage Lockwood is getting more and more recluse like her dad. She’s just moved to a remote, heavily fenced, farm, in England and all staff have to sign letters of confidentiality. … Jay Leno was taking one of his regular weekend motorcycle rides up PCH. In the next lane there was a hottie riding a big Harley. Leno waved, and she waved back. It was Pink. … Susan Boyle is going to sing for the Pope at the Vatican.

For the last 17 years, Jay Leno shows up at the Hermosa Comedy and Magic Store Sunday at 7PM, to try out jokes on that audience before doing them on the Tonight Show. Last Sunday Jay tried this joke. Mel Gibson actually had an uncle that died in World War 2 at the German concentration camp. No, true, Mel had an uncle killed in a concentration camp. The uncle died when he fell out of a guards tower – he was drunk. The audience groaned. Jay said, well that joke doesn’t make the cut.

News Nugget: Lindsey Lohan should get out of rehab this afternoon.

Movie News: Dustin Hoffman didn’t like the script or the new director for the, Little Fockers, movie and pulled out. However, co-stars, Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro went to Dustin and pleaded with him to reconsider. He did reconsider, and is currently shooting his scenes. Dustin Hoffman said, Now, he knows what Brett Favre feels like. … They are in pre-production of Mission Impossible 4 and Tom Cruise is putting up some of his own money to get it made

Odds and Ends: I’m not saying Roger Clements shouldn’t go to jail for lying to Congress. But what about those tobacco companie’s CEO’s that testified to Congress that tobacco was not addictive or unhealthy? Wasn‘t that a lie? They never went to jail – what up with that? … At Bill Clinton’s private birthday party, Jimmy Buffet and Paul McCartney sang a duet to Clinton! Cool. Very cool.

Tiger should have known, when Elin refused to take his calls last week, during his last ditch plea to save their marriage, there was no hope. Elin didn’t even talk to Tiger yesterday, when they came face to face to finalize their divorce! It’s over! How bitter is Elin? Her first request was to get her maiden name back and drop Woods! There’s a rumor that Tiger tanked the last 7 tourneys to gain sympathy from Elin. If true, obviously, it didn’t work!

More Divorce News: Although separated for 5 years, Katherine Jackson and Scum ball, Joe Jackson, are divorcing. When that’s final, unless stipulated otherwise in the settlement, there are going to be some nasty tell all books by both them and several of their kids. Stay Tuned!

At the Dr. Conrad Murray hearing yesterday, Murray’s attorney requested some of Michael Jackson’s body fluids, to confirm, with their own experts, exactly how much Propofol was in his body. Preliminary trail date is set for January 4th and I’ll be there!

Show Biz Business: Ryan Seacrest and Kim Kardashian have not only gone into a partnership producing TV Shows together, they are also looking to hang a shingle at a major movie studio to make movies!

TV News: American Idol is in deep Kim Chee! Now 6 of their 9 biggest sponsors have sent word, they will probably not advertise next season. And, only Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson are locked in as judges. Talks continue with Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Shania Twain, and J-Lo!

Heads up: Dr. Conrad Murray has a court date this morning and I’ll be there. Today’s proceedings will mainly be discovery issues, and I expect a continuance.

Over The Weekend: Rickey Gervais headed to China to promote the Chinese version of The Office! How many millions will he make? … Janet Jackson and Lady Gaga met to talk about an album together. … Cameron Diaz moved into her new house, the Old B.H. Post Office – a huge mansion she paid $10 million for! The property was originally owned by 007 Roger Moore and also by Candace Bergen.

Love Nuggets: Is it true? Tiger Woods is doing a full court press trying to get Elin back? That’s the rumor. … Katy Perry is odd….she openly says the only thing she doesn’t like about Russell Brand is his loud and stinky farts! Katy also says occasionally she dies her hair blue, because she’s a big fan of Marge Simpson. … Jennifer Aniston’s movie, The Switch, stunk it up at the box office and her love life may be going backwards too. Word that she’s secretly seeing, John Mayer again.

Odds and Ends: Spotted Jogging down the Las Vegas strip at 6AM, stealth, Drew Carry, and now he’s lost 85 pounds. … More Vegas. That crap that Madonna is going to sign a 5 year, $1 billion personal appearance deal is just that – crap. Not going to happen. … Yesterday it was announced that Vin Scully, the voice of the Dodgers will be back for his 62nd season. I’ve known Scully since I was a teenager. He is the nicest, most genuine, sincere man I have ever met.

TV Review: Keeping Up With The Kardashians season premier is Sunday night on E. While I’ll admit, the 3 sisters, Kim, Klohe, Kourtney and even mom Kris are hot – they are like, rich, white trash! Sibling rivalries, baby-daddy drunk-piles, ego-maniacs, abusive boyfriends, lots of lies, fights, parties, parental outbursts and pajama parties. It’s just one big soap opera with cleavage!

Movie Review: The Switch opens today. Jennifer Aniston‘s character wants to get pregnant and her friend switches the sperm, from the original donor, with his own. The premise has promise, the acting’s good. The problem is the script – dumb dialog, over played situations, and it’s uneven. Too bad, a good movie, is only fair. (Rated PG-13) – (101 Minutes) – (2 Stars)!

Odds and Ends: Michael Douglas wants to attend the premiers of Wall Street 2, but doctors say his radiation will prevent him from doing so. … The IRS problems for Naomi Campbell are going to be a lot bigger than the $70,000 in arears you’ve already heard about. Stay tuned. … Two weeks ago Jersey Shore was the #1 watched TV show in N.Y.C. with 690,000 viewers. Last week Jersey Shore was the #1 watched TV show in N.Y.C. again, with a whopping 805,000 viewers. … Everywhere Kobe Bryant goes, outside Los Angeles, he’s booed. … Spotted playing a pick-up basketball game, on Venice Beach, Toby Maguire, Justin Timberlake, Zach Efr0n, Woody Harrelson, and Owen Wilson.

Mel Gibson: If the District Attorney decides to charge Mel for domestic violence, you’ll see the fastest, out of court, plea bargain, settlement, in history. Mel has never been in trouble, could probably plea down to misdemeanor, guarantee probation and a fine – and he would avoid what could be a very ugly court trial! Just like Charlie Sheen.

Documentaries: I’m Still Here is produced by, Casey Affleck and directed, directed be Joaquin Phoenix, it’s a goofy, ridiculous, poorly done, documentary of Joaquin Phoenix leaving acting, growing a beard and refusing to talk – to become a Hip Hop artist! Who cares? What’s the purpose? (Opens September 9) – (1 ½ Stars)! … The Tillman Story! This film will make you very proud and very mad. The story of Pat Tillman, an NFL star that walked away from a pro football career, to volunteer as an Army Ranger in Afghanistan, only to be killed by friendly fire – and have it shamelessly covered up the United States Government. (Opens tomorrow) – (Rated R) – (4 Stars)!

Odds and Ends: ABC has offered Lindsey Lohan $1 Million for her first TV interview after rehab. … Showtime was thrilled when The Big C with Laura Linney drew 1.55 million viewers. But, the same night Jersey Shore drew $5 million viewers. … Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, really, really, hate each other. … It’s been 9 months since Tiger crashed that Escalade. The divorce is getting closer and Elin can’t wait. They haven’t spoken in 8 ½ months. … That rumor that Gaga may play Madonna in a biopic sometime down the line, just keeps getting louder. You heard it here first.

So sorry to hear about Michael Douglas having throat cancer. Michael is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met! Although he gave up cigarettes years ago, Michael smokes a dozen cigars a day!

Movie News: Avon Man is going to be a hilarious comedy. It was suppose to star Hugh Jackman, but he passed. And, while no star is attached, producers want Steve Carell. … George Lopez next 2 movies are, Richest Man In the World, where he plays a homeless dude that hit’s a $1 Billion lottery ticket. George will also will star in a live animated comedy, Speedy Gonzales.

There is a show-mance to report. Halle Berry is shooting Dark Tide has fallen in love with her co-star, Oliver Martinez, who is huge in Europe. In fact, Oliver is called the French, Brad Pitt.

TV Reality Shows: Jersey Shore producers have sent a memo to Snooki, to please wear underwear while out in public. … And there’s a new reality show being pitched, about 2 gay guys that would make a road trip from Los Angeles to New York. The 2 guys being pitched are – Richard Hatch and the Jet Blue guy, Steve Slater.

Love Nuggets…..Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are tight. Julianne says that Ryan had asked her out a half dozen times, but she always said, no, because she was sure he was gay.

Word that Zsa Zsa Gabor is under hospice care and near the end! At her side, is her only child, who is Paris Hilton’s great aunt, Francesca Hilton. Remember Zsa Zsa was married to Baron Hilton!